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Curmudgeon’s Observation

December 19th, 2024

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White Providing wisdom since 1997, the

December 18th, 2024

“There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s Christmas list.” –

December 17th, 2024

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it

December 11th, 2024

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul Providing wisdom since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation

December 10th, 2024

“It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.”

December 4th, 2024

Mothers like to say how to wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. But when you get

December 3rd, 2024

When I walk away mid-conversation, I am usually bored and my survival instincts kicked in. Providing wisdom since 1997, the

November 28th, 2024

It is impressive how some people can get both a foot in their mouth and a head up their ass

November 27th, 2024

“A thought about Thanksgiving Day: Once, there was this day when…everyone realized they needed each other.” – April Burns, Pieces

November 26th, 2024

“The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.” – Steven Wright Providing wisdom since 1997,